Give It A Try

Click on the little blue button below to sign up for $29.  You will receive a confirmation email right away, and Joe will contact you within 24 hours to arrange for a time and place to meet.

 

Other things that will cost you about $29:

• One of those t-shirts that is supposed to look old but is actually brand new
• A ticket to the standing room only section of a Bulls game
• A rubber sleeve/protective holder thing for your iphone
• A few hours of garage parking in River North ("all taxes included")
• A carnivorous plant
• About half a month's gym membership, or a little dent in the initiation fee
• A novelty purse shaped like a coffin or a bumblebee
• One hand of blackjack at an Indiana casino on a Friday night, or two hands
  if you wait to go on a Monday afternoon
• A bus ticket from Chicago to Detroit (one way)

Have you recently spent $29 on something stupid(er)?  Tell Joe, maybe he'll add it to the list. Send him a real gem and he'll let you sign up for free.